Tag: goddess transformation

Murder she courts

The primal rises and in a bid to mate the master, / swaggers their jabber cocky, sauntering / towards the court or unseen courts. / The queen watched bemused / a coy smile stretched across her face. / a wicked grin indeed she had hatched to begin. / And aloud she diascrived; Bring that poet

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mmmother is the mmmesiah. You’ve made in time for phase 2 WHORE!!!!

16 December 2018, 8:18am. I woke up approximately 90 minutes ago and I know the fucking perfect song for right now. Oh oh, I do want to emphasise I am AUSTRALIAN. Nationally, patriotically, citizenship and rah rah. This is my home land for I was born here. IDGAF that I do not have any family history

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Part 5 – fuck my hair, get back to skull crusher mountain.

15th December 2018, 7:51 am. fucking wrap it up kimmy kim. THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN STORM THE SUCKING SKRULL TRUSCHING MOUNTAIN! RAAAAHAHRARAFAWRAFABAIVPAVPJOAVNKLASVJAVBJ (totally just more keyboard rage-smooshing. But imagine it as a battle cry, if you like.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O-ra3RZeHk lyrics here. I will just do a fucking summary of the key points and stuff. I am not

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PART 3 of the skullcrusher mountaineering

15 December 2018, 5:11 am. I’m still not done with the skullcrusher mountain song by Jonathon Coulter. Mountains are fucking massive, I live along the great dividing range. I guess that’s why I’m a ranger or scout. The OG Pink Power Ranger, a might morphing animorph. Or a xenomorph. I am Xena the warrior princess, or more

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PART 2 of my skull crushing mountain

15 December 2018, time is 3:20 am. A continuation from the previous post because fuck it, shit gets too long to read. EVEN 1500 WORDS IS TOO MUCH. SO… I tend to just… if I know I’m going to go way over 2000 words, I totally have to break it up. SO. EVERYTHING I AM

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praise be to JC! for he gave me the SM (part 1)

15 December 2018, to begins this captain log at 1:13 am. So it says right there on my clock computer corner thingy at the bottom right of my laptop screen. I’m ripped and burning and rearing and blazing and ready to fucking ride the train. Are you ready? To enter my whirlwind? In the northern hemisphere, especially

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Good morning, sunshine! I’m solar powered

1600 words, Started writing at 7:25am / ready to publish, 10:10 am. FUck ya. Good morning world. It’s 9th December, 2018. 7:25am. When you live in on this side of the meridian line, it can seem like we live in the future. But really, it’s just the time zone of the calculated by the degree the sun

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Proof I am a 100% qualified doctor

1802 words. Read it if you’re literate and/or so inclined. I wrote it anyway TODAY, JUST NOW (except for the bit where I said I copied and pasted it from an email exchange yesterday) | 5th December, 2018. Dawn. I like to write at dawn. THIS IS MY APOCALYPSE, NOW. Yesterday was my sundown. It’s

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Good morning, baby.

It is almost 6am, 30th November, and I wanted to write something just in case I don’t have the chance to update something here later on today. You know how it is, right? What I’m like? Soooo super sensitive to the movements and requirements and requests and implied implications of everyone around me as I

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Sticky notes remind me

Sticky notes – or “post its” – are useful as reminders. I’m sticking this up here to remind me about stuff. And you remind you (if you come across the “blog” webpage, not in your wordpress reader). My abstract: K is a real life person I am human – not an alien, an animal nor

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