Holy moley, guacamole! Check out this amazing testimonial Marge wrote for me! For real, it makes my ego swell that maybe I could make something of this after all. Marge is a personal trainer down here in sunny Sydney, and she has been so very awesome in helping me figure out my tarot reading business … Continue reading HECK YEAH! PROSPERITY NOW!
Modern day Kalliope. ME. 😀 University educated. Happily married. Mother of 2. Jack of all trades master of none. I'd rather be a jack of all trades than master of one. Bachelor of Arts. Master of Teaching. Major in English, text and writing, sub major in education, sub major in art history and cinema studies. … Continue reading My made-up mythic curriculum vitae
I like things to be in order when I don't feel ordered. And it's not original. I just looked it up. It's already out there so why should anyone fucking care what some crazy little lady has to say? I know I'm all meta. Meta whatever. All of my interests have been about making meaning … Continue reading Rerun 014: The meaning of my coping mechanism
(Reposted... and... I realise that the layout I mention here is not the same as my current layout. I still hate everything do and make though. Aesthetics are important to me, I just have garbage visual taste.) Modernmysticmother.com is my website. But the landing page is to promote myself and my services. It's more of … Continue reading My blog is not my business
In some ways I'm a bit like Belle from in Disney's Beauty and the Beast. On the outside I'm brunette, a bit peculiar, judgmental, and headstrong. In other ways I feel like crazy old Maurice: insane, creative, obsessive, frail. I'm also not an old French dude; I also like steam punk. I feel like a … Continue reading My pretend house will be so large, you won’t be able to find me when I cry
3:33 in to the podcast and I have to press pause and rant. Mother fucking fucker. This is the the magician I referred to in Wolf of Antimony's post like an hour ago, and the one I mentioned in my post from this morning about my plans for this site. Honestly, I hadn't even heard … Continue reading Jason Louv podcast #39 (posted last Thursday?)
I forget what I'm doing or trying to achieve. There are so many dreams I aspire to reach, etch my name in the corner with the other great wannabes. This website (modern mystic mother) is a chaotic vom-bucket I throw in my everything, and swing it around because I am a millennial and I need … Continue reading Re-Direct my intentions
Names are massively important to me. I wear names like armour so others can't hurt me with their words. That is why I had to start the antichrist campaign, better I start it than someone else. I revealed a hugely personal and longstanding alias of mine: Alita. I also just listed a bunch of other … Continue reading Brought to you by the letter K
Nicolathe the honk of nico-la-tonk. Chickens are free to breed if you need. Nicola my friend (whose name I'm playing with for funsies right now) shared a linky-link, and I too will share a linky-link. However, my share links to Nicola's page where she links to Jessi's page. via Jessi Huntenburg: How to Detetc Psychic … Continue reading Psychic Fraudsters: so scene, tre chic
I'm not going to go into rhyme and shit because honestly this post isn't inspired in any way. It's contrite blog filler because I have got absolutely fucking lined up in the works. I came up with this awesome headline but eh, that's not at all what I plan to be writing about. I'm going … Continue reading Epic prose battle of Kalliope! Teacher vs Preacher (unfinished)
In the comments section of this afternoon's muse report, chatting with Ron gave cause for me wonder how many blog posts I had written here on WordPress. Doing the math on it sent me into a tailspin. With all of this so called "writing" one may think I would have improved "my craft" and be … Continue reading I might write, but I’m not a writer.
29th January 2019, 10:13 pm; I am reposting the blog post where I revealed the truth of my name. I dunno why I feel moved to do so, but I just do. I feel like maybe it's important to share this particular post with you. Names are massively important to me. I wear names like … Continue reading Throwback to the 10th of the 10th, 2018.
Freelance Writer By being here I assume you are at least somewhat familiar with my writing style. Just in case you might not know (and it hasn’t clicked yet that this whole website is representative of my writing style), the following is a list of links to blog posts that demonstrate my writing style. How … Continue reading Free(dumb) Writer
I am a goddess and I need to be petitioned with entreaties and treats if I am to bequeath blessings unto you and your own.
27 December 2018, 6:16am; I made some posters on canva.com because using graphic templates affords me the pretense of creativity. I made these thingys with the idea of "blatant self promotion" in mind. Propaganda and inciting rebellion in the masses, but remember that even though I am a messenger of the gods, I am insane. … Continue reading Legit prophesy: 2019 will f u
Based on what you’re doing now on a daily basis, where do you see yourself in 20 years? via Question of the Day – No. 168 — Pointless Overthinking I love this website because they ask questions that only need to be answered within the context you attest to it. You can share some light … Continue reading Question of the Day – No. 168 — Pointless Overthinking
Late last year, I had read this post and it was a dream she had that night. I chose to share it because it reminded me of a dream I had for this mmmother. Carine's dream says (to me) "Hey, look you, it's me! You! And I'm in her dream!" that is me. Recognition of … Continue reading My Voice: refinement of the viva voce
Look I don't know shit but I know a whole bunch of shit. I know what I'm good at and I know what I want to do. These are things that we repeat to ourselves to ground us and cement us when shit gets a bit freaky or confusing or all round messed up. It's … Continue reading Know my signature, ledger a mantra