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I inspire others (just by merely existing) as I am a muse. Chief muse, to be precise, but I’m not here to nitpick about my elevation and ranking.

So what do I do besides inspire others?

  • I am a teacher, therefore I teach.
  • I am a mother, therefore I raise children.
  • I am a shit talker, therefore I talk.
  • I am a wife, therefore I nag.
  • I am a literary assassin, therefore I kill –

(cliches. only to reconstruct them for further use later, eventually, maybe..?) lol.

Gods may subsist on nothing but air and light, but I am mortal and have much more base needs.

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