Category: The Real Deal

Context

Nothing on the internet is real I was investing in nothing but building a mass of sycophants so I could continue to do nothing No one is interested in talking about my shit except me to inflate my ego. Apparently 5 years is the longest I can go without carrying on an affair. Because I

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WHAT THE FUCKING HELL. Either way… drain on, strive onwards and upwards.

10:01am and I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with everything. I hate technology. I have everything. Ugh! But hey, Sailor Mercury out of the Sailor Scouts just.. I dunno. Fcuking something. SOMETHING. I am too fast. But the world just keeps on turning and I’m a human person being, existing on the this

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PART 4: SCrMtn interluke where hey it’s the sea monkeys

15 December 2018, 6:31 am. Motherfucking lets include links and list it. Sunken battleships descending the horizon and don’t forget to breathe. We are not swimming. The story so far. I gave you the song skullcrusher mountain because I’m looking for Sara Layton AND Barney Stinson. I keep fucking losing my placement and shit because

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Part 5 – fuck my hair, get back to skull crusher mountain.

15th December 2018, 7:51 am. fucking wrap it up kimmy kim. THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN STORM THE SUCKING SKRULL TRUSCHING MOUNTAIN! RAAAAHAHRARAFAWRAFABAIVPAVPJOAVNKLASVJAVBJ (totally just more keyboard rage-smooshing. But imagine it as a battle cry, if you like.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O-ra3RZeHk lyrics here. I will just do a fucking summary of the key points and stuff. I am not

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praise be to JC! for he gave me the SM (part 1)

15 December 2018, to begins this captain log at 1:13 am. So it says right there on my clock computer corner thingy at the bottom right of my laptop screen. I’m ripped and burning and rearing and blazing and ready to fucking ride the train. Are you ready? To enter my whirlwind? In the northern hemisphere, especially

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This is my way. My highway through hell.

13 December 2018, 8:52pm. Today has been incredible. It has been… I don’t even know how to start this. The way that I write is truly the way that I think in my head. Whenever I insert an ellipsis (…) it is indicative of me pausing for thought… It shows hesitation on my part. The hesitation is

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