Villain? No. Vaudevillian!

Performance artist. Of factual fiction. Don’t let the dazzling display of light deceive your eyes.

Reality is an illusion. And you are the master.

I, a mystic magician, am but a figment of your minds eye.

I May be claircognizant, but I’m not omniscient. I am salient, not sapient.

Homo- hetero- who cares, pan- demi-, meta-, neuro- sexual & psychological.

I like stories. I like games. I am queen of this realm. And I, like ANY MAN, have needs too.

Timing is important. My error is time. I am chaos divine. I am the anthropomorphic embodiment of Annachronism.