Personal patrons in my Cult of personality

So we all know I’m me. But I like to use pop culture personas to express my multifaceted self identifiers…

So I’m Kim Kardashian.

But I wish I was more Demi Lovato.

That’s the balance act between how I see myself and how others see me.

But ultimately I wish I was Maynard. If I could be anyone at all, that is.

I’m just fucking terrified that through it all, underneath all the shit, I’m just really Britney Spears (circa 2007).

…an idea to possibly flesh out later on. If people gave a shit about this stuff.

Originally published 28 October 2018 // Republished 16 February 2019.


Yeah… I’ve gotta remember to expand upon this. Because in my paper notebooks I’ve got pretty much a whole friggen pantheon of peeps to represent the various facets of myself. Shiny bright like a firefly.