Teacher, teacher, giver of 3’s

4 January 2019, 12:47 am; I am a Master of Teaching. I even have the certification to prove it. I chose secondary teaching (as opposed to primary, early childhood or adult education) because I never really grew up anyway (bratty teen scream drama queen), and I’m trained in English text and writing because “what the hell, we live in an English speaking country. There’s bound to be work.”

False. There is no work. I’ve been teaching for 4 years and have spent 1.5 of them in an English faculty… There is work for MATHS, SCIENCE OR TAS trained teachers. Damn, if I had known that I would have chosen maths.

Oh well. Here is a document I made that is a collection of 3 of my university assessments. They’re HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH level tasks, like activities and whatever. I’m a massive hypocrite so they’re pretty lousy quality as I am good at barking orders but never seem to follow through with any of my own advice anyway. (They were each kind of written in the couple of days leading up to each deadline…) I guess that’s why I never got more than a C for these.

PDF document: mkultrak

CCC. 333. 3 assignments each awarded C.

C is for Credit, it was good enough for me.

C is also for cookie, and I used to be known as the cookie monster when I was in high school.

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