Legit prophesy: 2019 will f u

27 December 2018, 6:16am; I made some posters on canva.com because using graphic templates affords me the pretense of creativity.

I made these thingys with the idea of “blatant self promotion” in mind. Propaganda and inciting rebellion in the masses, but remember that even though I am a messenger of the gods, I am insane. And insane people are not respectable leaders of any organised revolution.

Even if I say shit that is true, that doesn’t make it real. Or it does. I might be an unreliable narrator. Or I might even be a liar. I’m insane (even if all brain scans point to a healthy megamind), remember? Make up your own mind.

I’ll be posting more of these posters over the course of the day (and I’ll be putting them on insta and on the cult) because PROMOTIONAL MARKETING PUBLICITY NOISY ATTENTION GRABBY SCENE STEALING SHITCAKE SPINNY INTERPRETIVE CONTEMPORARY DANCE!

So yeah. Hold on to your hats, your horses, your daughters, your sore holes. I am the saviour of nothing, a self made messiah. I’m making this up as I go along and so far, so good.

Ideally you’d sign up to my patreon thing when I launch it on the first of January. I’m a capitalist communist cult leader of individualism. I could not be more clear.

A tune to whistle while you work? Stabbing Westward – save yourself.