WHAT THE FUCKING HELL. Either way… drain on, strive onwards and upwards.

10:01am and I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with everything. I hate technology. I have everything. Ugh! But hey, Sailor Mercury out of the Sailor Scouts just.. I dunno. Fcuking something. SOMETHING.

I am too fast. But the world just keeps on turning and I’m a human person being, existing on the this fucking bullshit globe. If I was a god? A legit as real shit DEITY WITH SUPERHUMAN POWERS?! Fuck yeah. I would cleanse the world of it’s shit. Which is people. I am a people, I know what I’m on about.

I would legit just flush the shit away. And make sure to plunge the floaties too. Super doper BLEACH THE FUCKING SHIT out of the TOILET BOWL OF EXISTENCE. Start from scratch. And pick the people I want to stay. Because I’m a needy person. I like having friends. That’s why I keep referring to squads and teams and shit. SQUADRONS, KICK SOME HEADS INTO OUR GOALS. POST IT ONLINE, LIKE A HEAD ON A SPIRE. We are mother fucking SISTAHS DOING IT FOR OURSELVES!!!!

But I’m not an Amazonian. I totally like dick. I just don’t want one in my face all the fucking time. I love love lickity split love to like and lick, taste and eat and bunch of other things too. People, food, experiences. Not literally parasites and bacteria and shit that is not meant to be consumed.

I don’t understand technology aND I FUCKING HATE IT ANY EVERYTHING.

So. SO long and thanks for all the fish, maybe we are more likely to remember this. I know I will. Lesson  learned: technology will fuck you up if it senses how much you care about what you’re trying to do. IF YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK, IT WILL WORK 100% OF THE TIME.

I learned that shit from OFFICESPACE, and from being a fucking high school teacher.

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10:11am. Seriously. Gotta go now. bday party for my little x-man.

SPread the word of god. Time for mama’s bad religion. the cult of kim and associated shitnitz